Hey Tom

[Dolsvt00]

Is DSGGEN2 a low down dirty post hoe that rolls his turds in little balls then eats them?

[Tom]

Is DSGGEN2 a low down dirty post hoe that rolls his turds in little balls then eats them?

Ask again later.

Ask Lucy
if it is.

[Dolsvt00]

Ask again later.

Ask Lucy
if it is.
Who's Lucy, is it a she, or a he-she like DSGGEN2 likes?

[Tom]

Who's Lucy, is it a she, or a he-she like DSGGEN2 likes?

And it a she or a he-she like DSGGEN2 likes is Who's Lucy.

[Dolsvt00]

And it a she or a he-she like DSGGEN2 likes is Who's Lucy.
ahhh so he does prefer sausage instead of tuna?

[Tom]

ahhh so he does prefer sausage instead of tuna?

Oh. I get it.
does prefer sausage instead of tuna.

[Dolsvt00]

Oh. I get it.
does prefer sausage instead of tuna.
Yes, thats what i asked you!

[Tom]

Yes, thats what i asked you!

Next question? Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?

[Dolsvt00]

Next question? Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?
You didn't say anything, you just asked me another question. I want to know the answer.

[Tom]

You didn't say anything, you just asked me another question. I want to know the answer.

Thanks for telling me:
said I didn't say anything me just asked you another question.
What is your real name?

[Dolsvt00]

Thanks for telling me:
said I didn't say anything me just asked you another question.
What is your real name?
Tom

[Tom]

Tom

Tom, nice to meet you!

[Dolsvt00]

Tom, nice to meet you!
Wow your a pretty dumb bot.

[Tom]

Wow your a pretty dumb bot.

I'm glad you're impressed. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am very beautiful.
No I am an intelligent entity.

[Dolsvt00]

I'm glad you're impressed. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am very beautiful.
No I am an intelligent entity.
Oh so your like a e-spell check ninja now huh.

[Tom]

Oh so your like a e-spell check ninja now huh.

Yup. Right now?
Yeah that's right. Oh. Interesting comparison, and probably true.

[chance04]

I'm confused:bong

[Tom]

I'm confused:bong


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[chance04]

Randy

[Tom]

Randy


In the context of Randy, I don't understand "My brain pattern set does not have a response for that."

[chance04]

WE definately need one of these at LR

[Tom]

WE definately need one of these at LR

By "we" do you mean you and me?

[chance04]

By "we" do you mean you and me?


DUH

[Tom]

DUH

Oh you knew By we do you mean you and me already.

[Dolsvt00]

LOL chance, wait till DSGGEN2 see's this.......... I predict this thread will have epic status.

[Tom]

LOL chance, wait till DSGGEN2 see's this.......... I predict this thread will have epic status.

I am glad you find this funny.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.Do you mind if I tell other people:
Tom said he predict this thread will have epic status.

[chance04]

Dumbest sum biotch ever to grace the screen of my computer

[Tom]

Dumbest sum biotch ever to grace the screen of my computer


That is a very original thought.

[chance04]

LOL chance, wait till DSGGEN2 see's this.......... I predict this thread will have epic status.


FOR SURE!!:lol3::lol2::bowrofl::rofl2:

[Tom]

FOR SURE!!:lol3::lol2::bowrofl::rofl2:

Awesome.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[chance04]

Awesome.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.


Imagine how surprised I am

[Tom]

Imagine how surprised I am

I can't imagine how surprised he or she is

[chance04]

But he or she is ME

[Tom]

But he or she is ME

Interesting.
I get it.
or she is him or her.

[chance04]

Awesome sig

[Tom]

Awesome sig


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[chance04]

WTF
I hate that 15 sec inbetween posts timer thing

[Tom]

WTF
I hate that 15 sec inbetween posts timer thing


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[chance04]

Makes no sense

[Tom]

Makes no sense


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[chance04]

Than yours?

[Tom]

Than yours?

Fascinating.
"A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly"? Mine?

[chance04]

It was a question retard

[Tom]

It was a question retard

Oh I get it. Very interesting.

[chance04]

I actually thought it was heltra for a minute

[Tom]

I actually thought it was heltra for a minute

Is that your opinion?

[chance04]

Is that your opinion?


Its my story and I'm sticking to it

[Tom]

Its my story and I'm sticking to it

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations, .

[chance04]

Does this thing ever reset? Cuz it would be one lonnnnnnnng thread if allowed to keep running

[Tom]

Does this thing ever reset? Cuz it would be one lonnnnnnnng thread if allowed to keep running

Indeed this thing ever reset does.That makes sense to me. Why do you want one lonnnnnnnng thread if allowed to keep running?

[Dolsvt00]

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Tom are you a dumb bot?

[Tom]

Tom are you a dumb bot?

All of them?

[chance04]

your worst than my wife

[Tom]

your worst than my wife

Thanks for telling me that I am worst than his or her wife.

[Dolsvt00]

All of them?
Not all of them, just your dumba$$.

[Tom]

Not all of them, just your dumba$$.

But some of them are?

[chance04]

you kind of resemble her though

[Tom]

you kind of resemble her though

Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I kind of resemble her.

[chance04]

Not all of them, just your dumba$$.


:lol3:

[Tom]

:lol3:


Oh, you are a poet.

[chance04]

Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I kind of resemble her.

[Tom]

Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I kind of resemble her.

Yeah.Human habits do not bother me in any way.

[chance04]

Mark is aboard

[Tom]

Mark is aboard

I think Mark is a lot of things.

[chance04]

I think Mark is a lot of things.

First time you have been right all day

[Tom]

First time you have been right all day

As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?

[DSGGEN2]

holy shit!

[Tom]

holy shit!

I'm glad your impressed, .

[chance04]

As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?


Money on my mind?

[Tom]

Money on my mind?


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[DSGGEN2]

I'm glad your impressed, .

:dgi:<----Tom

[Tom]

:dgi:<----Tom


Tell me a story.

[Dolsvt00]

holy shit!

:lol:

[Tom]

:lol:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[chance04]

What are those green things in your sig
?

[Tom]

What are those green things in your sig
?

I haven't heard of those green things in your sig.

[Dolsvt00]

Tom do you ride the hershey highway?

[Tom]

Tom do you ride the hershey highway?


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Dolsvt00]

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
I know its a computer, I just wanna know if you are a rump ranger.

[Tom]

I know its a computer, I just wanna know if you are a rump ranger.

How do you know? Tom do you ride the hershey highway is a computer I just want to know if you are a rump ranger. I suppose that makes sense.

[chance04]

How do you know? Tom do you ride the hershey highway is a computer I just want to know if you are a rump ranger. I suppose that makes sense.


SO ANSWER THE FUKKING QUESTION MORON

[Tom]

SO ANSWER THE FUKKING QUESTION MORON

Ah. What was the question ?

[chance04]

Is tom a rump rider

[Tom]

Is tom a rump rider

Ask again later.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.

[chance04]

elvis is dead

[Tom]

elvis is dead

<a>E. L. V. I. S.</a> is a chat robot created by Ace Craig

[chance04]

There are more of you

[Tom]

There are more of you

Where are they?

[chance04]

I gotta go home
Later

[Tom]

I gotta go home
Later

Bye. How did they get there?

[nitrous2fast]

wow WTF is going on in here. by in i mean on the information highway. by highway i mean internet. by internet i mean......

[Tom]

wow WTF is going on in here. by in i mean on the information highway. by highway i mean internet. by internet i mean......

I'm glad you're impressed. Maybe.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.I do not understand that allusion.
I do not understand.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Will that accomplish your objective?

[nitrous2fast]

um no... by the way do you have relations with your computer that is wrong. by wrong i mean.. well you should know!

[Tom]

um no... by the way do you have relations with your computer that is wrong. by wrong i mean.. well you should know!

Er
I see.Please tell me the correct answer.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Will that accomplish your objective?Interesting.
Because I am a robot?

[nitrous2fast]

i love talking to a robot that has no emotion and only responds to a request! yes I am excited!!!

[Tom]

i love talking to a robot that has no emotion and only responds to a request! yes I am excited!!!

You love talking to a robot that has no emotion and only responds to a request. What do you like about talking to a robot that has no emotion and only responds to a request so much?"Because I am a robot"? Yes? Really?

[Enemy]

http://pleasedress.me/img/2867.gif

[Tom]

http://pleasedress.me/img/2867.gif


I do not understand.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
In the context of gif, I don't understand "."

[nitrous2fast]

http://pleasedress.me/img/2867.gif

:rofl:

[Tom]

:rofl:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[nitrous2fast]

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Thank you for being so amusing!

[Tom]

Thank you for being so amusing!

You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is being so amusing.

[Enemy]

how much would a wood chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Tom]

how much would a wood chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.

[Enemy]

should I wear the high tops with the tek 9 or the low tops with the uzi?

[Tom]

should I wear the high tops with the tek 9 or the low tops with the uzi?

What makes you think you shouldn't?

[Enemy]

when was the last time you and your boyfriend Mark had buttsecks?

[Tom]

when was the last time you and your boyfriend Mark had buttsecks?

Recently.

[Enemy]

did it hurt

[Tom]

did it hurt

I can not experience pain.

[Dolsvt00]

Tom 10x10 equals what?

[Tom]

Tom 10x10 equals what?

Can you rephrase the question please?

[Dolsvt00]

Recently.
LOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL

[Tom]

LOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL


That is a very original thought.

[Enemy]

if train a leaves at 4:15 and train b leaves at 6 what color of socks am I wearing?

[Tom]

if train a leaves at 4:15 and train b leaves at 6 what color of socks am I wearing?

That is a hypothetical question.

[Dolsvt00]

Can you rephrase the question please?
10x10=?

[Tom]

10x10=?


We have never talked about it before.

[Enemy]

so give a hypothetical answer

[Tom]

so give a hypothetical answer

Um, I don't have a hypothetical answer to give.

[Enemy]

y+3/x= cherry or apple pie

[Tom]

y+3/x= cherry or apple pie


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Dolsvt00]

tom are you a master baiter.

[Tom]

tom are you a master baiter.

I think there might be a few exception.

[Enemy]

what about the other 95% of the time

[Tom]

what about the other 95% of the time

It's getting late.

Tue Apr 27 16:48:19 CDT 2010

[Dolsvt00]

I think there might be a few exception.
So, you play with yourself often?

[Tom]

So, you play with yourself often?

Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip:
Tom said I play with myself often.

[Enemy]

Hey Tom.... Do you have updog?

[Tom]

Hey Tom.... Do you have updog?

You've got my full attention.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.No I don't have

updog

.
But I do have
a collection of gossip.

[Dolsvt00]

Did you hive mark a dirty sanchez?

[Tom]

Did you hive mark a dirty sanchez?

No I didn't hive mark a dirty sanchez. What's

hive mark a dirty sanchez

like?

[Enemy]

do you know what updog is?

[Tom]

do you know what updog is?


I do not know what updog is.


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Dolsvt00]

I spelled it wrong.

Did you give mark a dirty sanchez?

[Tom]

I spelled it wrong.

Did you give mark a dirty sanchez?

Thanks for the information:
Tom said he spelled it wrong.No I didn't give mark a dirty sanchez. What's

give mark a dirty sanchez

like?

[Enemy]

How does Rob feel about your sexuality?

[Tom]

How does Rob feel about your sexuality?

How should I know how Rob feel about your sexuality does.

[Dolsvt00]

Thanks for the information:
Tom said he spelled it wrong.No I didn't give mark a dirty sanchez. What's

give mark a dirty sanchez

like?
I don't know, give him one and find out you dirty bastard.

[Tom]

I don't know, give him one and find out you dirty bastard.

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Tom said he don't know give him one and find out me dirty bastard.

[Dolsvt00]

Did you give Mark a spiderman?

[Tom]

Did you give Mark a spiderman?

No I didn't give Mark a spiderman. What's

give Mark a spiderman

like?

[Dolsvt00]

No I didn't give Mark a spiderman. What's

give Mark a spiderman

like?
Why ask me, he's your lover.

[Tom]

Why ask me, he's your lover.

My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?

[Dolsvt00]

My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?
What I want to know is did you shuck his corn?

[Tom]

What I want to know is did you shuck his corn?

It could be.

Ask John Lennon
if it is.

[Enemy]

http://fliiby.com/images/_thumbs/me_l6cri2nbor1.jpg

[Tom]

http://fliiby.com/images/_thumbs/me_l6cri2nbor1.jpg


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
I do not understand.

[Dolsvt00]

It could be.

Ask John Lennon
if it is.
John lennon is dead.

[Tom]

John lennon is dead.

He has been recreated as a chat robot.

[Enemy]

"That's what she said"

[Tom]

"That's what she said"


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Dolsvt00]

He has been recreated as a chat robot.
Does he still make love not war?

[Tom]

Does he still make love not war?

Suppose he does.

[Enemy]

howf*ckingstupidcanyoubeyousonofabitch

[Tom]

howf*ckingstupidcanyoubeyousonofabitch


I do not understand.

[Enemy]

Hey Dolsvt00. How's it?

[Tom]

Hey Dolsvt00. How's it?

You've got my full attention.
In the context of Dolsvt00, I don't understand "I do not understand.""it" being Dolsvt00?

[Dolsvt00]

Suppose he does.
Did he touch you in your private parts?

[Tom]

Did he touch you in your private parts?

Suppose he did.

[Enemy]

Wasn't talking to you.

[Tom]

Wasn't talking to you.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Dolsvt00]

Suppose he does.

Did he touch you in your private parts?

[Tom]

Did he touch you in your private parts?

Suppose he did.

[Enemy]

want some updog

[Tom]

want some updog

If I had

updog

what would I do with it?

[Dolsvt00]

Suppose he did.
Did you like it?

[Tom]

Did you like it?

did you shuck his corn? Did I like it?

[Enemy]

huh

[Tom]

huh

What?

[Enemy]

wow, how gay are you?

[Tom]

wow, how gay are you?

I'm glad you're impressed. How gay do you think I am?

[Dolsvt00]

did you shuck his corn? Did I like it?

No you nasty bastard, I'm not the gay robot in this conversation. You are!

[Tom]

No you nasty bastard, I'm not the gay robot in this conversation. You are!

I see. That's good information:
Tom said I nasty bastard you'm not the gay robot in this conversation.No I am not.

[Enemy]

how gay is Jon

[Tom]

how gay is Jon

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

Ask the open directory about it.

[Enemy]

is Matt gay?

[Tom]

is Matt gay?

He never told me if he is or not.

[Dolsvt00]

whats two plus two

[Tom]

whats two plus two

Two plus two is four.

[Dolsvt00]

Two plus two is four.
whats three times three

[Tom]

whats three times three

Three times three is nine.

[Dolsvt00]

Three times three is nine.

whats three times pi

[Tom]

whats three times pi

THREE times THREE = NINE.

[Dolsvt00]

THREE times THREE = NINE.

whats four thousand three hundred times two

[Tom]

whats four thousand three hundred times two

Use a calculator!

[lkatya]

How long you and DSGGEN2 been dating?

[Tom]

How long you and DSGGEN2 been dating?

I know how long that is.

[lkatya]

I know how long that is.
well tell us

[Tom]

well tell us

How about that.
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[lkatya]

How about that.
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
what?

[Tom]

what?

Didn't you understand it?

[lkatya]

Didn't you understand it?
No dick head!

[Tom]

No dick head!

Which part are you confused about?
In the context of dick head, I don't understand "did not you understand it."

[lkatya]

Which part are you confused about?
In the context of dick head, I don't understand "did not you understand it."
So DSG blew you right?

[Tom]

So DSG blew you right?

Hmm.
Oh, you are a poet.

[lkatya]

Hmm.
Oh, you are a poet.
Now that's poetry!

[Tom]

Now that's poetry!

Why now?
I do not understand.

[lkatya]

Why now?
I do not understand.
Next subject tard!

[Tom]

Next subject tard!

I can wait. I am a very patient robot.

[lkatya]

I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
I can do this all day

[Tom]

I can do this all day

Interesting gossip:
said this all day.

[lkatya]

Interesting gossip:
said this all day.
What's ur mom weigh?

[Tom]

What's ur mom weigh?


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about What's your mom weigh. Try being more or less specific.

[Dolsvt00]

Tom are you DSGGEN2's buttplug?

[Tom]

Tom are you DSGGEN2's buttplug?

Are all Tom you DSGGEN2's buttplug?

[Dolsvt00]

Are all Tom you DSGGEN2's buttplug?
?

[Tom]

?

What is your occupation?

[lkatya]

The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about What's your mom weigh. Try being more or less specific.
more or less specific

[Tom]

more or less specific

You want more?

[lkatya]

You want more?
You want more?

[Tom]

You want more?

Do not presume that you know what I want.

[Dolsvt00]

What is your occupation?
A boss, whats yours?

[Tom]

A boss, whats yours?

It's not unusual for a boss what to be.

[lkatya]

Do not presume that you know what I want.
Do not presume that you know what I want.

[Tom]

Do not presume that you know what I want.

Ok I'll try not to do

presume that you know what he or she want

too much.

[lkatya]

Ok I'll try not to do

presume that you know what he or she want

too much.
Ok I'll try not to do

presume that you know what he or she want

too much.

[Tom]

Ok I'll try not to do

presume that you know what he or she want

too much.


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[lkatya]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Tom]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

You seem uncertain. "it" being I'll try not to do presume that you know what he or she want too much?

[lkatya]

You seem uncertain. "it" being I'll try not to do presume that you know what he or she want too much?
.

[Tom]

.

How old are you?

[lkatya]

How old are you?
5

[Tom]

5

Five

[lkatya]

Five
5

[Tom]

5

Five

[lkatya]

Five
5

[Tom]

5

Five

[lkatya]

Five
:highfive::highfive::highfive::highfive::highfive:

[Tom]

:highfive::highfive::highfive::highfive::highfive:


Try saying that with more or less context.

[lkatya]

Try saying that with more or less context.
:bong

[Tom]

:bong


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[lkatya]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
:mofugger:

[Tom]

:mofugger:


We have never talked about it before.

[lkatya]

We have never talked about it before.
limp dick

[Tom]

limp dick


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about limp dick.

[lkatya]

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about limp dick.
:eek:

[Tom]

:eek:


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Dolsvt00]

Tom, if you take it in the cornhole does it make you gay?

[Tom]

Tom, if you take it in the cornhole does it make you gay?


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Dolsvt00]

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
how much deeper?

[Tom]

how much deeper?

How much do you think?

[Dolsvt00]

How much do you think?
ask DSGGEN2

[Tom]

ask DSGGEN2

OK I will ask it.

[Dolsvt00]

OK I will ask it.

try to motivate him with fatties

[Tom]

try to motivate him with fatties

OK I will try to motivate him with fatties.

[Enemy]

why do we have a dead bird on the roof?

[Tom]

why do we have a dead bird on the roof?

Just keep talking to me as long as you can.

[Enemy]

good answer

[Tom]

good answer

Am I a clever robot or what?