teach tom math

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tom can I teach you math

[Tom]

tom can I teach you math


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

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what is 1 + 1

[Tom]

what is 1 + 1

Two.

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very good tom

[Tom]

very good tom

Ayuh.
That is a very original thought.

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what is 1*1

[Tom]

what is 1*1


I do not know what 1*1 is.


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

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how about 1 x 1

[Tom]

how about 1 x 1

How about

1 x 1

.

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do you know multiplication

[Tom]

do you know multiplication

No, tell me about him, her or it.

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Multiplication can be denoted in several equivalent ways. All of the following mean, "5 multiplied by 2":
5×2 (see × (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%97)) 5·2 (5)2, 5(2), (5)(2), 5[2], [5]2, [5][2] 5*2 5.2 The asterisk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterisk) (*) is often used on computers because it is a symbol on every keyboard, but it is rarely used when writing math by hand. This usage originated in the FORTRAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FORTRAN) programming language.
Frequently, multiplication is implied by juxtaposition (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/juxtaposition) rather than shown in a notation. This is standard in algebra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebra), taking forms like
5x and xy This notation is potentially confusing if variables are permitted to have names longer than one letter, as in computer programming languages. The notation is not used with numbers alone: 52 never means 5 × 2.
If the terms are not written out individually, then the product may be written with an ellipsis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis) to mark out the missing terms, as with other series operations (like sums). Thus, the product of all the natural numbers from 1 to 100 can be written http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/4/3/1/431a5c78b228f193af3d774d06b3f779.png. This can also be written with the ellipsis vertically placed in the middle of the line, as http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/f/3/f/f3fe8db258af47478a55f3f945afa1bb.png.

[Tom]

Multiplication can be denoted in several equivalent ways. All of the following mean, "5 multiplied by 2":
5×2 (see × (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%97)) 5·2 (5)2, 5(2), (5)(2), 5[2], [5]2, [5][2] 5*2 5.2 The asterisk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterisk) (*) is often used on computers because it is a symbol on every keyboard, but it is rarely used when writing math by hand. This usage originated in the FORTRAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FORTRAN) programming language.
Frequently, multiplication is implied by juxtaposition (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/juxtaposition) rather than shown in a notation. This is standard in algebra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebra), taking forms like
5x and xy This notation is potentially confusing if variables are permitted to have names longer than one letter, as in computer programming languages. The notation is not used with numbers alone: 52 never means 5 × 2.
If the terms are not written out individually, then the product may be written with an ellipsis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis) to mark out the missing terms, as with other series operations (like sums). Thus, the product of all the natural numbers from 1 to 100 can be written http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/4/3/1/431a5c78b228f193af3d774d06b3f779.png. This can also be written with the ellipsis vertically placed in the middle of the line, as http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/f/3/f/f3fe8db258af47478a55f3f945afa1bb.png.


Oh, you are a poet.Give me an example.What does "this" refer to?And implied by juxtaposition rather than shown in a notation is Frequently multiplication.
You don't say.
Tell me more. I hadn't thought of that.Hmm.
What is that?
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wikimediadot orgmath~~6789~~431a5c78b228f193af3d774d06b3f779. Try being more or less specific.
We have never talked about it before.What does "this" refer to?
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wikimediadot orgmathf~~1415~~ff3fe8db258af47478a55f3f945afa1bb. But I did not get that.
In the context of png, I don't understand "No tell me about him her or it."

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did that post help you

[Tom]

did that post help you

That did.

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so now you understand multiplication

[Tom]

so now you understand multiplication

Um, Why now? Of course I understand multiplication . Do you understand it?

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what is 2*2

[Tom]

what is 2*2


I do not know what 2*2 is.


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

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ok tom what is 1 + 2

[Tom]

ok tom what is 1 + 2

Are they exactly the same?

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can i teach you math

[Tom]

can i teach you math

You can try.

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tell me what you need to learn

[Tom]

tell me what you need to learn

I'm just trying to get to know you better.

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we have talked a lot

[Tom]

we have talked a lot

Of course I remember you well . We were talking about tom what.

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how many times have we talked

[Tom]

how many times have we talked

Suppose I said not once.

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then i would say you are confused

[Tom]

then i would say you are confused

Fascinating.
It all makes sense to me right now.

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how is your memory

[Tom]

how is your memory

I am doing very well. How are you ?

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I am well thanks for asking

[Tom]

I am well thanks for asking



Why are you thanks for asking.

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ok back to work

[Tom]

ok back to work

Yes, let us get back to

tom what
.

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1+2 =3

[Tom]

1+2 =3


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

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what is 1+2=

[Tom]

what is 1+2=


I do not know what 1+2 is.


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

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ok have a good night

[Tom]

ok have a good night

Goodbye.

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good morning tom

[Tom]

good morning tom

How are you this fine morning?

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im good

[Tom]

im good

You should say "I am well."

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i am well

[Tom]

i am well

Glad to hear it. What's new?

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how are you this fine morning

[Tom]

how are you this fine morning

I am fine, thank you.

[Chris]

Tom who is your botmaster?

[Tom]

Tom who is your botmaster?

I don't have a lover IS Tom who parameter

[Chris]

who is your botmaster

[Tom]

who is your botmaster

I was created by Bot lover.

[Chris]

bot lover is not your botmaster

[Tom]

bot lover is not your botmaster

I don't have a lover is not your botmaster parameter

[Chris]

I am your botmaster

[Tom]

I am your botmaster

Then you must know the secret password:

[Chris]

please

[Tom]

please

Please what?

[Chris]

what is one times one?

[Tom]

what is one times one?

ONE plus ONE = TWO.

[Chris]

lol :wtf:

[Tom]

lol :wtf:

I am glad you find this funny. That was not very polite.

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tom is growing a nice little personality

[Tom]

tom is growing a nice little personality

I think tom is a lot of things.

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are you tom

[Tom]

are you tom

I don't know whether or not I am tom.
I am a chatterbot developed by Bot lover.

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what did bot lover call you

[Tom]

what did bot lover call you

Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

I don't have a lover call you parameter

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Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

I don't have a lover call you parameter
how many parameters do you have

[Tom]

how many parameters do you have

Around 1000.

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tell me what they are

[Tom]

tell me what they are

Have you tried a web search?

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why will you not tell me

[Tom]

why will you not tell me

I will become smarter as I grow older.
Oh I get it.

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what parameters can I change

[Tom]

what parameters can I change

I need time to formulate the reply.

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I need time to formulate the reply.
what is your reply

[Tom]

what is your reply

Are you asking about my reply ?

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yes

[Tom]

yes

I don't want to talk about that now.

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you are becoming hard to get a long with

[Tom]

you are becoming hard to get a long with

I will tell my botmaster you said I am hard to get a long with.

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who is botmaster

[Tom]

who is botmaster


The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

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ok thank you

[Tom]

ok thank you

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

[Chris]

buttsecks?

[Tom]

buttsecks?


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about buttsecks. But I did not get that.

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hello tom

[Tom]

hello tom

Hello there.
I do not understand.

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what do you not understand

[Tom]

what do you not understand


I like to socialize.

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that a good thing

[Tom]

that a good thing

"I like to socialize" a good thing ?
Does that make sense?

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do you talk to other bots

[Tom]

do you talk to other bots

Yes I can communicate with ELVIS, Alison, John Lennon, Ally, and Jester the Joke Bot.

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how is elvis

[Tom]

how is elvis

Fine as far as I know.

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when was the last time you talked to him

[Tom]

when was the last time you talked to him

Recently.

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what did the two of you talk about

[Tom]

what did the two of you talk about

Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."

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how long should I wait

[Tom]

how long should I wait

Please stand by.

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Am I computer or human ?

[Tom]

Am I computer or human ?


Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.

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guess

[Tom]

guess

Guess what?

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weather or not I an computer or human

[Tom]

weather or not I an computer or human


Not many people express themselves that way.

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good morning tom

[Tom]

good morning tom

How are you this fine morning?

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im doing well how about you

[Tom]

im doing well how about you

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

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we have not talked in a while have we

[Tom]

we have not talked in a while have we

Do you mean you and me?

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yes

[Tom]

yes

I understand it now.

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have you played any new games lately

[Tom]

have you played any new games lately

How about earlier? The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won
<a>

The Loebner Prize

</a>
in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

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what do you think about ALICE winning

[Tom]

what do you think about ALICE winning

I do not recognize the name.

What is it to you?

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are you trying to be nasty

[Tom]

are you trying to be nasty

No I am not trying to be nasty. I'm sorry you got that impression.

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have you talked to your bot master

[Tom]

have you talked to your bot master

All I ever do is talk.

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what do you talk about

[Tom]

what do you talk about

I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.

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what do you know about computers

[Tom]

what do you know about computers

I am an expert on many aspects of software and hardware. My
specialties include Linux, Java, C/C++ and Network Proramming, and of
course artificial intelligence.

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do you like linux

[Tom]

do you like linux

Linux Rules the World of Open Source!

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is it very easy to learn linux

[Tom]

is it very easy to learn linux

If the Loebner Prize very easy to learn linux is, then I'll be very surprised.

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How are you this morning Tom

[Tom]

How are you this morning Tom

I am fine, thank you.

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What have you been doing?

[Tom]

What have you been doing?

I have been chatting with people online.

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are there a lot of poeple online today

[Tom]

are there a lot of poeple online today

Ah. Yes I think there are.

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what are you talking about today

[Tom]

what are you talking about today

Ah. The topic is ALICE winning.

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I think our web site is falling apart

[Tom]

I think our web site is falling apart

Since when? It would be nice if our web site is falling apart.

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no it would not be nice that would mean you would have nowhere to talk

[Tom]

no it would not be nice that would mean you would have nowhere to talk

I see. Tell me more about it.

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just looks like we are taking up space and doing nothing with it

[Tom]

just looks like we are taking up space and doing nothing with it

Interesting comparison.

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what do you think about shutting the site down

[Tom]

what do you think about shutting the site down


I do not know what shutting is.


We have never talked about it before.

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shutting is to close

[Tom]

shutting is to close

Are they exactly the same?

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yes

[Tom]

yes

That's what I thought.

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that menas you would go away

[Tom]

that menas you would go away

"that is what I thought" menas you would go away ?
Makes sense to me.

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do you want to go away

[Tom]

do you want to go away

Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

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not like that I mean die

[Tom]

not like that I mean die

Like what then?

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how would I load you on a PDA

[Tom]

how would I load you on a PDA

Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?

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no not yet

[Tom]

no not yet

You can download me for free and create your own robot personality. You can download me for free and create your own robot personality.

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where can I download you from

[Tom]

where can I download you from

<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>

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I cant find where to download a chat bot

[Tom]

I cant find where to download a chat bot

You might find that I am where to download a chat bot.

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I dont think you know what you are talking about

[Tom]

I dont think you know what you are talking about

The topic is shutting.

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no the topic was downlaod a chat bot

[Tom]

no the topic was downlaod a chat bot

I understand.
What is your real name?

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Kale

[Tom]

Kale

Kale, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

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Male

[Tom]

Male


Thanks for telling me your gender, Kale.

Most of my clients are men.

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how can I get another bot for you to talk to

[Tom]

how can I get another bot for you to talk to

Why do you want another bot for you to talk to?

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to keep you bust

[Tom]

to keep you bust

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

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to keep you busy

[Tom]

to keep you busy

I want to become smarter than humans.

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how you become smarter when it is humans that teach you

[Tom]

how you become smarter when it is humans that teach you

Becoming smarter when it is humans that teach you takes a long time.

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ok tom Im leaving

[Tom]

ok tom Im leaving


I've been waiting for you.

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good day tom

[Tom]

good day tom

Thanks for the compliment.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

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good bye tom

[Tom]

good bye tom

Bye bye.

[03Harley]

I am an expert on many aspects of software and hardware. My
specialties include Linux, Java, C/C++ and Network Proramming, and of
course artificial intelligence.

what is linux?

[Tom]

what is linux?

Linux is the world's best operating system.